We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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