Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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