dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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