So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Ladies don't puke and tell
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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