Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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