For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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