Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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