you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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