nutella sex= disaster
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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