He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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