well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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