You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Only a mothe r could love this liver
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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