This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
In America we eat man semen.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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