google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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