Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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