You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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