this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
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