I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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