I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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