Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I have post one night stand depression
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