Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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