Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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