i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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