Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
please come you make the beer taste better
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize
