It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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