You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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