How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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