He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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