talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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