No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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