Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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