so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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