is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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