Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
