Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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