Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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