idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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