? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
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