Christians are straight up FREAKS
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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