She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
The power of my boobs compel you
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
