Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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