Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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