i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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