I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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