Pappa wants mamma naked
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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