how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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