I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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