he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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