no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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