He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
operation have a gay friend backfired
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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