just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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