peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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