In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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